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Since Val is being induced they have her on the real time stat machine — which looks a lot like CNN’s perception analyzers they used during the debates. This means she can’t really walk around a whole lot. Right now she is off the monitor for like thirty minutes and bouncing on an exercise ball. She seems a ton happier not being trapped in bed.

Also, we’ve got a new nurse who isn’t uberhyped like the other one was. Both of them have been super into pain meds. “WE CAN GIVE YOU PAIN MEDS RIGHT NOW IF YOU WANT? YOU KNOW WE HAVE PAIN MEDS.” Val has stalwartly refused them. It does make me a bit uncomfortable to be honest. I feel like they are selling me a used car a little bit.

But things are great thus far.

They brought me McDonalds! Wooooo. Also whoa low light levels.

It looks like I’m not the only one in our family with pee anxieties.

Thoughts from Val: “Owwwwww.”

I feel the need to keep posting, like I am live blogging the mayoral debate again. THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW. Thus far Val’s been having contractions every seven to five minutes — which is a good sign. Hopefully it will continue. She seems to be in good spirits. I asked her what she wanted me to do and she said “not that.” So ok.

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Ok so  our sweet Alan Alda look-a-like OBGYN just stopped by. He said he is determined to deliver our wee one since he delivered Val. GENERATIONS OF CATROWS. You may remember a discussion a while back on the sheer number of private parts Dr. Miller has seen of our family.

Anyway, he showed up with a loooong plastic syringe filled with “gel.” I think we all know what happened next. After a rather personal application of said gel we’ve got some rather long and regular contractions. I hear tell that Dr. Miller “really knows where to stick that stuff.” I mean I could tell you where to stick it.